Avatar 2 Title, Margot Robbie, and More From CinemaCon: Quiz

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We’re not supposed to know this considerably about trade demonstrates. Except you are a tech geek in a CES Discord server, us laymen frequently go away trades to the tradesmen. But CinemaCon, which was at first meant generally for theater proprietors, is now an unstoppable torrent of blockbuster-motion picture information updates from all the key studios, and us motion picture-caring-abouters just have to wade by means of it all, deciding which bulletins are truly appealing information (Poor Bunny as a Marvel superhero) and which are just franchises stalling. With 1 day still left of CinemaCon 2022, we have collected up some critical film announcements … with a catch. Most of them are just shit we produced up. Are you a devoted ample enthusiast to notify the real news from the decoys?

Can You Location the Actual CinemaCon Information?

Discover the true CinemaCon studio announcement among the the fakers.

Disney announced the formal title for the very long-awaited sequel to Avatar! It’s heading to be identified as …

Srane! (This is Na’vi for “Yes!”) It will be known as Avatar: The Way of Drinking water.

Kehe! (This is Na’vi for “No!”) It will be identified as Avatar: The Way of Water.

Enthusiasts listened to a snippet of a tune from Timothée Chalamet’s Wonka. In the clip, he …

You received the golden ticket! Timmy-Wonka hops down a pothole.

It is chocolate [sad Drag Race trombone sound]. Timmy-Wonka hops down a pothole.

We acquired a to start with look at Margot Robbie in Greta Gerwig’s Barbie. It was also introduced that Robbie will co-star in …

Ja! Robbie will star along with Christian Bale and Taylor Swift in Amsterdam.

Nee (Dutch for “no”), Robbie will star along with Christian Bale and Taylor Swift in Amsterdam.

Pixar shared an extended look at the impending Lightyear, which includes the introduction of the new character Sox the robotic cat. Just to be clear …

Excellent work, commander. This isn’t Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Excitement Lightyear that the toy is dependent on.

Consider again, Zurg. This isn’t Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Excitement Lightyear that the toy is dependent on.